JUUUUST KIDDING (Part 2)

Isn't it funny how the Rats keep getting close to moving out of the basement, and then totally screw the pooch? Let's hope they keep that up.

Just Kidding

Reds are up by 1, again. Eat it.

KAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNN!!!

TIED UP! CRAP!

Reds Lose 6! (and somehow maintain the lead)

Although the gap is now only a game and a half, one must marvel at how the Reds manage to lose 6 games in a row and still maintain a lead over the Rats. Mind-boggling.

Rut-Roh Reds - 2 Games Away from LAST PLACE

Hmmmmm..... good things I wasn't paid in installments....I may have been giving it back. Crap. 2 games. CRAP!

Define "Streak"

YAAAY the Pirates one a game!
HAAAA the Pirates promptly LOST a game!

It's yet another typical season, with Cinci and the Rats right at the bottom...fighting feverishly for last place. Well done, fellahs. How did last year's "re-building year" work out for ya?

Reds vs Phillies

22-1???? And yet the spread between the Reds and the Butt-Pirates is at 4. Solid.

Tighter than a $10 Whore

Here we are at the first of July, and the spread is a mere 2 games between Cinci and the Rats. Let's not lose sight of the fact, however, that the Rats are in the basement....and despite the fact that they periodically have W next to their names, they somehow manage to always be L's.

Rut-Roh, Raggy!

Reds Lose 4 in a Row
Pirates pick up a WIN!

This shortens the Maker's Mark Playing Field to 2 1/2 Games!

And what do we know about the Reds? Well, we know they generally like to start the season strong, and then not get any better. They just flat-line, while everyone else seems to gain skill from continued exposure and experience.

IS THIS THE END? Will Burnett FINALLY score a bottle of Maker's Mark after ALL THESE YEARS???

The REDS lose 3 in a row!

....oh wait....the Pirates have lost 5 in a row...including a loss to CLEVELAND. Way to go. You're on fire.